Many, many things have changed since my last update. I moved in to a new house with my old flatmate Ewan and away from the hideous maggoty girls. I bought a car, went to a few weddings, said car broke down almost as often as it didn’t. The UK voted to Brexit, sold the car, moved out of the house, I started getting bored of London and oh, I moved abroad. Not somewhere easy like America, Singapore or Australia. Not even somewhere that has the same alphabet as the UK. No, I did it properly and moved to Bangkok.